“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient,
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position
“Will you join my football team and raise five children
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with
“Will you be my division?”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”